Showing posts with label Snow White and the Huntsman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Snow White and the Huntsman. Show all posts

Monday, June 4, 2012

SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNTSMAN (2012)

Revisionist fairly tales seem to be all the rage these days, what with popular TV series "Once Upon a Time" and the recent cinematic flop MIRROR MIRROR. After the insipid disappointment that was MIRROR MIRROR, I was hoping SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNTSMAN would make a grand coup of the fad and produce a Snow White worth cheering for. Kristen Stewart was going to redeem herself of TWILIGHT patheticness and lead us into battle against the dastardly queen. But alas, it wasn't to be. Yet again have my hopes for a better future been cruelly dashed into oblivion.

When the princess Snow White's father is murdered by his new bride, the witch queen Ravenna, Snow White is locked away in a tower while Ravenna brings ruin and starvation to the kingdom. The day the magic mirror portends Snow White's beauty as surpassing the queen's, Ravenna orders her death. Snow White escapes into the dark forest where she is pursued by the queen's huntsman. The huntsman is a depressed drunkard who has given up on life because his wife was killed by the queen's men. He blames himself for ever letting her out of his sight and not protecting her (I'm gonna puke). He and Snow White team up with a bunch of ragamuffin dwarves who are far from the kind little caricatures we're used to . Most all of them are grumpy and suspicious except for the random blind one (Bob Hoskins) and the nice happy ginger one. Then Snow White is tricked by the queen and eats an apple that puts her under a spell, blah blah blah. But this time, when Snow White is awakened by true love's first kiss (???), she leads a band of escaped vigilantes into battle against the evil queen.

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